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Brazil’s Health Minister Tells Brazilians “Shag More For Health”

José Gomes Temporão, Brazil’s health minister, has told Brazilians to shag more. Apparently having lots of sex will help combat chronic illness. Sounds good to me.

José Gomes Temporão Brazil's health minister

He has launched a campaign to warn of a health bomb facing Brazilians. He warns that unless something is done now a whole bunch of samba loving Brazilians will suffer with hypertension, runaway cholesterol and diabetes within 20-years.

He said: “People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise, walk, dance and have safe sex.” It was thought he was having a joke but he said “I am serious about this”. In Portuguese of course.

With the population now almost 190 million I think Brazilians have already been getting it on but a bit more mattress gymnastics won’t do any harm.

Now, I think this advice to Brazilians could also be applied us Brits in the the colder climes of the UK so I need a volunteer or two just for research you understand. As a red wine (good for the heart) drinking Englishman with high blood pressure and cholesterol coursing through my arteries I need this additional treatment post haste.

I wonder if I can get a prescription from my doctor.

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